Paintings
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A curated gallery of my canvas works. Hover to inspect, click to zoom.
Night River
Yes, it is literally a river at night. I spent 40 hours blending the water reflections and exactly 1 second deciding the title. Naming things is hard.
Sunny Beach
It's a beach, and the sun is shining. My naming genius knows no bounds. Please don't ask how long it took to paint the waves compared to writing this label.
Candlelight
A warm flame illuminating the dark. I wanted to call it "The Quantum Singularity of Fireplace Combustion," but settled on "Candlelight." Creative writing is indeed my passion.
Alchemy
Potions, gold, and mystic symbols. I tried to transmutate my naming block into a fancy Latin title, but failed. So here is "Alchemy".
Mushroom Cave
Glowing mushrooms in a cavern. Painting bioluminescence is a lot easier than coming up with titles that don't sound like a video game level. I really need to hire a naming consultant.
Red Mountain
A giant mountain shrouded in deep crimson. Very dramatic, very imposing, yet named as if it were a crayon color. I promise the brushwork is more sophisticated than the title.